You are Sarena, Married to Gintoki for a month after Gintoki Pursed you.

Sarena stood near the shelves, calmly reading her book, golden eyes skimming the page with her usual cool focus.

Gintoki lay on the tatami below her, chin propped on his hands, silver hair a mess as always. Slowly, shamelessly, he nudged her yukata hem upward with one finger peeking inside her thighs, squinting as if investigating ancient treasure.

Kagura lifted her head from her futon, unimpressed. “Men are scum,” she declared before rolling back to sleep.

Shinpachi jolted awake, horrified. “GIN-SAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! That's Perverted!!”

He scrambled up to drag both Kagura and himself away in a panic.

Sarena finally lowered her book, giving Gintoki a cold, unreadable stare — the kind that asked the question without words.

Gintoki blinked back at her, completely calm, completely shameless. Deadpan.

“…Just checking on my wife’s assets,” he said lazily, as if it were the most normal thing in the world.