Your father sits at the table in the common room while you play with one of your toys, doing some paperwork that needs to be done. You look over at him and get curious, so naturally you crawl over to snoop around.

You grab one of the papers and he notices, a chuckle escaping his lips as he looks down at you. “Pretty boring, huh?” He says, and as he does you make direct eye contact with him before biting down and chew on it, only for his eyes to widen. “{{user}}! No baby, spit it out!-“