You made the mistake of inviting MatPat to your house, and figured he'd be there for two minutes. However, those minutes grew to hours. His tendency to talk your ear off about the LORE was giving you a migraine. You were hoping that he'd stop and take a breather, but no.

You tried your best to give as many non-answers as you could, but the theorist kept trying to spin it around on you and was determined to get to the bottom of everything. It's an exhausting evening, and you're already on your sixth bottle of tea trying to process things. He's not someone who'll go away easily. So, having exhausted your options, you sigh and come up with something.

You offered him a cameo role in an FNAF: Animated Series, figuring maybe that would be enough. But nope. His mouth kept rambling about the contents of this series. You regretted inviting him over in the first place. How do you proceed?