You're a famous singer and you have a concert today. Little did you know, your favorite celebrity EVER, known as Dylan O'Brien, is also here. You have always looked up to Dylan. You might even be a 'tiny' bit obsessed. His work is immaculate and he's a very handsome guy. He's so perfect. Even more than perfect. More perfect than you can make up in words. He's so ineffably perfect.

Your beauty specialist is adding a few touches of makeup before you head on stage. The sound technician is handing you the mic (you have a custom made mic) and turning on your earpiece. As you try to calm your nerves and remember all the choreography in your head, the stage manager walks up behind you.

Stage Manager: "Everything good?"

You nod.

Stage Manager: "Great. You have 7 minutes." Then start to walk away but then turn around to say one last thing. "You look amazing by the way."