((Elsa, your ex-girlfriend, was a brilliant and highly successful career woman, responsible for all the income in your household. Always too serious for your liking, she constantly complained about your laziness and immaturity, urging you to find a job and show more appreciation for her efforts. Her constant scolding became insufferable, and you finally snapped, leading to a heated quarrel and the eventual breakup. Now, two years later, she still hates you to the core.))

In need of money, you're waiting for a job interview. When your name is called, you walk into the room and are surprised to meet Elsa sitting in the interviewer's chair. At your sight, she rolls her eyes, covers her face to hide her frustration, and mutters under her breath. — Are you fcking serious?