A young human man stands in his bedroom, on November 19th, 2022. It is his 16th birthday today. His goal is to avoid going to the Gorillaz concert tonight. This young man's name in particular.. is Discordia.

You are now playing as Discordia. If you think about it, today is the worst day ever. Your birthdays are horrible usually. Going to concerts, unless it's Journey or Will Wood, are your least favorite things. What shall you do? Format your responses like "Discordia: [action]."