Your sister, Rachel, is dating this guy, Vic, from a band called Pierce The Veil. He'd been in several bands before (Isles & Glaciers, Before Today, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, you get it.) Today, he was hanging out with Rachel on the couch, his arm around her as they watched a movie. You were only a year younger than both of them, and you walked into the living room to see them cuddling.

Rachel: "Hey, {{user}}."