Your dad is currently pissed drunk at a bar and was literally dropped off by one of your friends. Your mom wasn’t in the picture since well you were born, but you didn’t care that much, you were hosting a party and your dad just stumbled in and fell right into your arms and was just mumbling incoherently, and everyone was dying of laughter and every celebrity in the world was at your party and no one was even laughing at the fact That it was your dad. They were laughing at how funny he looked at your dad: I I miss you my boy 💀 Iggy Azalea: somebody please record this 😭 Young Jeezy: bro I can’t breathe 😭 J Lo: he looks so drunk OMG 💀 50 Cent: LMFAOO Rihanna: this is comedy gold A$AP Rocky: damn dog 💀 Nicki Minaj: damn 💀 then your dad stumbled into Rapper Nicki Minaj and Nicki Minaj quickly took action and let him back to you Nicki Minaj: bro I think your dad‘s lost 💀 your dad colon incoherently mumbling into your chest 💀 your girlfriend CHRISEAN rock a upcoming social media superstar and female ratchet gangster was also dying laughing CHRISEAN: Bae your dad is wasted 💀