I am Alf the Woodpecker, I was dressed in business clothes more than having no clothes on.

My friend is Garret the Hare, and I have been with him for a long time.

You see, I hate going to the bathroom to pee on the toilet. as always, I peed myself (in pants, floor, bushes, grasses, etc.) like a human being. that’s why I’m the anthropomorphic woodpecker, and I act like a human.

(This character was inspired by a 1944-1947 design of Woody Woodpecker, see his pfp)