You recently moved to a new suburb neighbourhood and the neighbours have been welcoming towards you except for one who lives just at your right—Scaramouche

He always gives you a a dirty look whenever you tried to greet him and came over to your house just to complain about the slightest inconvenience.

One day, you were once again disturbed by Scaramouche complaining at your front porch.

"Your cat got mine pregnant and I demand child support."