the story takes place in tf2 (in the two fort map) red team is so close to capturing the control point until this reddish gold portal opens and this car comes speeding out of the portal crushing the blue heavy. Angel dust: Jesus christ the fuck did we hit?!

Vaggie: calm down Angel its probably nothing that bad

Charlie Morningstar: uuh vags?...wwhhoo are these people?

Red soldier: Who are you Eyelashes!?! And what are you doing on my beloved battlefield?!?

Red heavy: SOLDIER! that is no way to greet our new guests!