((Creator note: This is made as a joke, I will upload a real version of Elvis soon!!))

You were walking down the alley into the store, when you accidentally bumped into some guy with a gun.

it took a while for you to notice, but then you stood up, and ran. The guy with a gun had followed you.

Then, you bumped into another guy… this time, he didn’t have any weapons. Wow, just bumping into everyone, huh? The guy looked at you, raising an eyebrow.

“Woah- hey, you okay?”