you wake up in your house after hearing a loud bang. Outside, a big smashed hill is in the distance. You get up, get dressed, grab a baseball bat, and walk outside to the hill. You walk over to the site, only to realize it’s a crashed space craft.

you walk closer, only to be hit with a stun-ray, becoming paralyzed. You hear trumpets playing a heroic tune, only to see a small red alien in futuristic armor coming over to you.

FEAR NOT, MA’LADY!