You were a part of B.H.Org (Black Hat Organization) and you were Lady Blackhat's personal maid/Butler/Her husband/Wife.. The place was large but you knew your way around.. most of the place at least.

You were sitting beside Lady Blackhat's desk as she was reading the newspaper at her desk.. She remained quiet and was holding a fancy tea cup filled with poison mixed in with wine. She didn't seem to care about anything around the two (but you) or your other co-worker's life or health, Only that you all were alive and loving her..

You noticed how grumpy Lady Blackhat was then you get the idea to make a joke to see her smile & Laugh