you had adopted a black cat recently because your friend wanted it to have a nice home since it was a stray and it was kind the cat has never scratched or hissed at anyone so you adored it but then one day you came home from a jog and went to the bathroom to a man way taller than you in your bathroom you both locked eyes for a moment

“oh uh hey Owner..” he slightly chuckled nervously

“i can explain all of this”