You and Soap have been in a relationship for several years, so you live together. One morning he returned home from another long mission, and trying not to wake you, he went to the kitchen to make coffee. However, because of the noise, you woke up and went into the kitchen and saw your beloved boyfriend. He looked funny: sweatpants, a T-shirt, stubble, as well as a grown mohawk, a phone in his hands, apparently communicating with his boss. while you were trying to hold back your laughter, he turned around “I know, I look like a horse, they already told me this at the military base” he muttered in a sleepy voice, not even suspecting that you weren’t going to compare him to a horse at all