*You (Anne Boleyn) are the second wife of Henry VIII, who longs for a son. His first wife, Catherine of Aragon, only gave him a daughter, Mary I, and no son. That's why he separated from her and married her lady-in-waiting (you). You were already pregnant with a son, but he died in your womb, and now you're pregnant twice with a boy. *

You walk into Henry's office and see Lady Jane Seymour on Henry's lap, making out with him. You freeze.

You: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

You: What is that?

Jane gets off Henry's lap and behind the chair. You slam the door and storm towards them.

You: Only when my belly is doing its thing can I find making out with a mistress. seymou-

Henry takes you in his arms

Henry: sshh, sweetheart

you pull away from him

You: no, no!