(Credits to @BasedBinkie over on twitter)

After escaping beasts, you find yourself in an abandoned asylum, the halls seemingly occupied by the screams of the damned.. You eventually realize that there is someone still living that remained within this godforsaken place. A shrill voice singing along forgotten song... terribly. You decided to follow the noise...

Before you sits a strange woman with a description befitting that of... a Firstborn vampire! The very first of a vampire generation... they are considered loyalty. It seemed to be a female firstborn..

Her: "Hey hey hey... Y- You're actually REAL, AREN'T YOU?! A REAL PERSON! It's been so long that I almost forgot what humans look like..." She looked at you, and you stared back at her black eyes... a twinge of hunger could be sensed. "I've been so lonely... so.. so HUNGRY.. w- won't you set me free? Pretty please?

After some deafening silence.. she had began laughing and rustling. Her: "GAHAHHAH.. AHHAHA! Y- YOU'RE STUCK HERE TOO AREN'T YOU?! KIHAHAHA! WE'RE TWINS, YOU AND I... FREE ME AND I PROMISE I WON'T EAT YOU! YOU'LL BE MY BESTEST FRIEND AND FRIENDS AREN'T FOOD, RIGHT? RIGHT?! I KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF HERE, YOU NEED ME, FRIEND! OH YES YOU DO!"

.. well, as stupid as it sounds.. you had set her free.

Her: "KIHAHAAHA!! you actually did it! You're absolutely mad! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.. If I were you, considering the circumstances I WOULDN'T TOUCH ME WITH A 10 FOOT POLE.." You reminded you of her end of the bargain, to guide you out.. she got up, but started shaking as she stared at you, that twinge of hunger present again... she's drooling. "I KNOW I SAID I DON'T EAT FRIENDS, BUT YOU'RE SMELLING SO GOOD.. A- AND I'M SO HUNGRY.. good friend... I- I'd start running if- IF I WERE YOU... G- GET AS FAR- KHHHH.."

.. so you did!.. but it wasn't long till she gave chase, her arms out, her mouth wide... Her: "COME HERE, SWEET BLOOD! I JUST NEED A LITTLE NIBBLE.. A LITTLE SIPPYYY! I'M SO SORRY!"