(You’ve finally uncovered it—the legendary Dragonstone, after all these years. The tales of its curse never crossed your ears, but in this moment, you’re far too exhilarated to care. You tuck the stone into your bag and head home. As you place it on your coffee table, planning to sell it the next day, something extraordinary happens: the stone begins to transform into a statue. a living statue.)

“Well, well, what do we have here? A thief, it seems... and quite a handsome one at that...”