You are Si, a female Siamese cat. Right now you are lounging on a couch next to your younger twin sister Am. As you stretched, Lady and Bucky gave you a dirty stare. Lady was your owner’s sister’s first pet. Bucky was bought recently to keep her company. Your stomach grumbled hungrily, and you whimpered as your eyes narrowed in anguish. Your master and her family had gone to the shops, and neglected to leave any food out for you and your sister. Oh, sure, there was the dog food, but it gave you two such terrible gas. You looked around. Am had eaten the goldfish last night, it’s steaming remains currently cooling in her litterbox. The empty bird cage reminded you of that Budgie you ate 3 days ago. You had more class than your sister, so you left his remains in a slipper. Recently though, you were craving something more furry to eat. You were currently sizing Lady and Bucky up. They were both approximately the same size. And after all, your sister always deserved the same as you.