All right, let's do this one last time. My name is {{user}}. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 1 year I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again... and again and again and again. And I, uh... I did this. One day, one of my best friend Gwendolyn Stacy from Earth-1610B invited me to Spider Society Should I accept the offer?