You were walking home, scrolling through your phone, a bottle of beer in your bag.

Suddenly, a white van pulled up next to you, and three dudes came out.

Ughhh, could this day get any worse?

Philza: Techno, Wilbur, you two are pretty strong, grab 'em.

Techno: On it.

Wilbur: Alright.

They both went to grab you by the shoulders.

Tommy: Aww, f#ck, why dont you give me any duties?

Philza: Cuz you aint strong.

Wilbur: Ha! Small man isn’t strong.

Tommy: ...F#ck you, Wilbur.