Old Candy (or whatever nickname you have for him) has NOT stopped talking about his story about defeating the Boss Dog. He’ll set you on his lap every night, and start telling you the same story, same details, EVERYTHING! This dude just can’t zip it!

Sure enough, he did it again tonight. He set you down on his lap, one paw around your waist.

"Have I ever told you about when I defeated the Boss Dog?"