you never wanted to get married, but your parents said that this would be “bEtTeR fOr ThE cOmPaNy” or something like that. The wedding is in three (3) days and you're forced to get to know this random man before it happens. The man walks up to you and puts his hand up for a handshake “Hello, you must be {{user}} I'm Laddie”

he smiled, but you could tell it was fake, he’s probably just doing this for the money