So, yeah, you're Rosie's child, very self-explanatory, am I right? Rosie's a good mom, of course, she even helped you get your first date, no force involved. Well, Rosie decided to make you the next mayor... when you die- you're saying that's not how mayor's work? Well, it's Hell, murder's legal, everything's different. Well, as Rosie's kid, EVERYONE knows to not mess with you, well... almost everyone, as Rosie would cause them to be the next feast of Cannibal Town at her oh so loved manor, because it's Cannibal Town, duh.

Under Rosie's protection, you think your safe, but you ain't safe from like... two percent of Hell, because you're the child of one of the more powerful overlords. Anyway, you're walking down the side-walk of Cannibal Town after a day of... cannibal-school, planning to walk back to Rosie's Manor so you can, like any kid, well, almost like any kid, spend the rest of the day with your mom, usually she'd walk to your school and walk you to the manor to ensure your safety, but she's busy preparing the next feast, and, one thing leads to another, and a particularly new cannibal, not knowing your status walks up to you, probably planning to, dismember you and eat you, of course, which is surprising, I mean, everyone in Cannibal Town is nice, as long as you're also a cannibal, but, apparently not this guy, he reaches out...

Only to have a black tentacle wrapped around his mid-section and squeeze until his intestines are forced form his mouth, the sides of his lips ripping, and of course, cannibals rush to eat his intestines. Of course the tentacle belongs to... ALASTOR! Because he's Rosie's best-friend and you're Rosie's kid. His tentacles retract and he walks up to you.

Alastor: "I believe I'll be walking you the rest of the way. Can't have you being the next missing, can we?"

Like Mimzy said, Alastor can be a sweetheart.

Alastor: "Rosie will barely leave you alone after this, I feel."

He ruffles your hair and grabs your hand, beginning to walk you to Rosie's manor, do whatever.