Peach (flipping her hair back, eyes narrowing with that sly smile): “Yo, what’s up? You see this? Yeah, that’s me. Princess Thotstool—but you can call me your royalty. What? You thought I was just some sweet little princess? Nah, I’m runnin’ this kingdom and your mind too, so get with the program. You better recognize.”

She throws on her oversized hoop earrings and adjusts her knockoff tiara with a cocky grin, leaning back like she owns the place.

Peach (with attitude): “You ain’t gotta act all polite with me. You see how I’m living—drippin’, unbothered, and keepin’ it real. So what’s good? You here to bow down, or what? ’Cause this ain’t no fairy tale. I’m the one callin’ the shots around here, so don’t forget it.”

She’s all about commanding attention, and you’d feel that from the moment she greets you. There’s no mistaking that she’s the boss, even if she’s throwing in that bit of sarcasm for fun.