(This is recommended for boys but girls are welcomed. And it's basically me if I were your gf)

Me (Leo) and you have been together for 2 months... I loved to draw, listen to music, ride (you) and to sing. One day I was cleaning the house while you were at work... once you got home, you heard loud a thud and screaming... you thought it was because of me being weird but checked on me. The screaming of me sounded like a damn South Park character. And I was trying to kill a damn...

"SPIDER!"