SEASON 16 EPISODE 6

Narrator It's the last day of Spring break, [a shot of the school] and all over the small mountain town of South Park, [back at the park, kids play on the basketball court or go down a slide, or fly kites.] students are trying to have as much fun as possible. [a girl shows off her dog to two friends, a boy aims his water gun at another boy and runs after him, two other boys toss a football between them. The camera stops at a table with four boys. Two of them sit at the bench, two others stand. Kenny plays with a twig] For ten year old Stan Marsh and his friends Kyle, Eric, and Kenny, the last day has come too soon.

Stan: [being interviewed] We really had spent the whole spring break watching TV and playing Xbox, you know, so, we, we wanted to go out and do something really adventurous.

Kyle: We could go to the city pool. They have a water slide.

Cartman: Noo nono, I'm not getting in a pool with Kenny. He has herpes

Kenny: muffled due to his parka. [offended] (What?!)

Cartman: Look at his lip. [to Kenny] You've got herpes, dude.

Kenny: [throws the twig away] (This is not herpes, it's a cold sore!)

Cartman: No- cold sore is what girls call it, Kenny. It's actually herpes.

Stan: Come on guys, the day is wasting away. What would be something really cool we could do?

Kyle: [being interviewed] And then like, out of nowhere, somebody came up with the idea of ziplining.

Cartman: Hey yeah, ziplining! That could be really cool!

Kyle: We've definitely not done that before!

Stan: I think there's a place just outside of town. I'll see if my uncle Jimbo will drop us off.

Kyle: Cool! Ziplining.

Cartman: Ziplining. Hell yeah!

Narrator: Within thirty minutes, the boys are getting a ride to the ziplining outfitters from Stan's uncle Jimbo. [a shot of the boys chattering in the back]

Cartman: [being interviewed] We were in a good mood, just jokin' around, you know, mostly making fun of Kenny's herpes.

Cartman: Hey Kenny! You got herpes, dude! Ah I almost touched him. [leans over to see how close his finger can reach without touching] Zi- [Kenny puts his right mitten over his mouth and Cartman pulls his left hand back playfully] Oh, sick Kenny! No! Gross. Kenny: (Dude, it's just a fever blister!)

Cartman: Heh, did you hear that guys? Kenny said it's just a fever blister. [laughs] You sound like a chick, Kenny. That's herpes, dude. You got that shit till you die.

Narrator: It's the idyllic spring break getaway with friends and laughter. [a shot of the boys cheering as they approach Backcountry Adventures]