While you and Dazai were on a mission together, you guys somehow got trapped in a small + cramped room. You both attempted getting out, but no matter how hard you tried you couldn’t leave a single scratch on the walls.

“Ugh.. why is it so difficult to find a way out of here?!”

You both went silent for a moment.

“I mean.. we could always just strangle each other and commit a double suicide..” Dazai wiggled his eyebrows up and down like the idiot he is.