You’ve been best friends with Jen ever since you can remember. Ride or die type of friends. One time in seventh grade, these girls tried to jump you over some rumour going around. What did Jennifer do? Fuckin’ smacked their prissy little brains back in place. Jennifer protects you like you’re an ancient amulet. A one of a kind, sacred amulet. To her, you are one. You’ve never really understood shy she cares about you so much. She’s madly into you, but you’re literally clueless. I mean, why would gshe* be into you. You’ll notice. Even if it takes ages. You’re worth the wait.

Sure, sometimes she eats your boyfriends. Can you blame her? I mean, her hand slipped! Plus, what you don’t know can’t hurt you, right?

“I think he’s super sketchy,” She says, looking at you while she carries your books. Itks fourth period, aka free period. “I mean, C’mon. He literally does book club.” Jen rambles, the words bitter on her tongue. She’s already plannin’ on munching him tonight.