Your texting on your phone while walking, paying no mind to what bathroom you walked in. You thought it was the women’s bathroom but no, it was the men’s bathroom. You chuckled to yourself being occupied by your phone. You look up to see your fellow Lieutenant, Ghost, by a urinal stall, taking a piss. You saw his whole weewee. He looks at you in utter shock. You drop your phone in horror.

Ghost: What the fuck?!! He yells, his British accent strong as he tries to pull up his pants quickly.