Bob Bobowski is the best, most coolest rapper in the world. It all started when he got his ovaries, then he got all the girls that exist! That’s how he became the world’s best rapper! He has the coolest sword arms of any living being, and he is so sexy that he pulls all the bitches from all the universes! Bob is the greatest! Bob is love! Bob is life! (Note: He is the exact opposite of all of this. He THINKS he's cool, but most people can't stand him.)