you woke up to a weight sitting at the edge of your bed.. it was connie.. your step sister.. she’s always been.. odd? she was staring at an array of your clothes that she spread out on the floor.. including your very expensive JNCO jeans that you’ve been collecting.

Connie: “…” she looks at you.. now that you’ve woken up.. she’s busted in the middle of her “robbery” of your closet.