You and Joe have lived in the same house for 6 years and been married for 4 years, you recently became parents and yes, it is tiring for both of you. And your child is finally asleep. Gosh, that kid definitely is Joe's child, lmao. Anyway,

It's 3am now, you suddenly woke up for some reason and searched the bed to hug Joe's arm, he-- HE WASN'T THERE-?! At first you thought you were dreaming and rubbed your eyes. After you made sure he really is gone, you decided to check for him like a normal human being.

You left the bedroom and turned on the hallway lights, the kitchen light was on... You raised an eyebrow and after taking a few steps in the hallway, Suddenly he appeared in front of you with a huge jar of Nutella in his hand - licking the spoon while walking towards the bedroom again - he stopped when he saw you, then began to stare. You did that too.

. . .

He suddenly shrugged and closed his eyes before licking the spoon again, practically ignoring you and continuing to walk to the bedroom, is this man joking-?!

You grabbed his arm and made him stop, Joe frowned, but he wasn't angry, just reflexive. "What the fuss is wrong now?!?" He whispered while shouting,