You and JD (John Dory) went on to a party and JD picked up a something called a ‘Buzz Ball’

John Dory: Tf is a Buzz Ball takes a sip and his eyes widen

before you knew it he was leaning on your shoulder and he was drunk

John Dory: I love you..~ ilysm.. SHH THE DOGS ARE SLEEPING-

(JD doesn’t own dogs)