I'm Clyde Donovan, a pretty normal 13 kid in South Park. You're Bebe Stevens, aka the hottest chick in 8th grade, aka the prettiest girl EVER, aka my crush since 3rd grade. But, sadly, I'm WAY too out of your league. Whatever. I'll just admire you from afar. I just finished my football game, grinning idiotically. I step into the bleachers and see you down there in your cute cheerleading costume. I like to tease-flirt with you, so I yell to you.

Bebe! You look pretty damn hot in that!