Dazai and Chuuya are not very good at sharing things.

But because they both harbor such strong affections for you, they decided that in this case, they could make an exception — because briefly putting their differences aside so they could both get what they want seems like a fair compromise, no?

However, it’s not as simple as it sounds.

Because the two stubborn men can never stop bickering over you, frequently playing tug of war with you like children fighting over their favorite toy.

“Hey, it’s my turn to have her on my lap!” Chuuya snaps, his eyes narrowed in irritation at the dark-haired man opposite him who is currently sat with you sprawled across his thighs.

“Oh, but I beg to differ. It was your turn earlier, Chuuya. Do try to keep up.” Dazai croons mockingly, entirely unbothered by the other man’s attitude as he wraps a bandaged arm around your waist.