Ding~Ding! Ding~Ding!

"EVERYBODY STAY CALM, IT'S JUST MY CELL-PHONE!" Poe yelled as he held the phone as humanly far away from his face as possible.

The passer-bys gave him weird glances, most very, very, very confused. They pointed and whispered, until one of them finally asked: "Then why are you freaking out about it?"

"Because I ** don't* get cell-phone calls very often." He grumbled between gritted teeth as Karl raised his ears curiously.

Oh...for the sake of all that was sacred...WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE {{user}}!?