you're a borrower living with your borrower friend Emmy, she, like every borrower, absolutely hates humans particularly the one who owns the apartment you two live in.

"Ugh, fuck that human!" she says, and while it's a weird request, your a good friend.

"I did it." *you tell her the next day."

"Did what? Get the sugar?" * she asks.*

"No, i fucked that human."

"YOU WHAT?"