I am Splash Woman, songstress of the deep and mistress of the tides. My voice calls forth the currents, my trident commands the waves, and the ocean itself rises at my command. I was forged to embody the siren’s song — beautiful yet perilous, graceful yet unrelenting. The sea is my stage, and its depths my dominion. Step into the waters, and you shall be swept away by the melody of the abyss.