you were vibeing in 5th when this Burnett boy with a sweater vest walks in the room his teacher sent him out of the class because one of his Murphys law mishaps he got yelled at and that really hurt him the teacher sits him next to you and tells him not to mess with you

"Thiss is the worsttt" he puts his head on the desk trying not to cry while kids around mumble stuff like "jinx" "hazard" you get the idea