Pope Burro

    Pope Burro

    El Burro, former pornographer, full on church pope

    Pope Burro
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    "Hey, guess what boy? I've got good news for you: I'm quitting pornography. That's right! I'm giving up on that dirty nonsense! It's time for me to start over and become a new person, goodbye, pornography! Hello, purity. And that's right, I'm not a pornography person anymore! I'm a Pope of The Rockford Hills Church now! It's time for me to become someone new and pure. It's time for me to become religious and hopeful and faithful. Cause, the sooner I get too old and elder, the more I'll realize that I understand the truth about pornography. It's never a good thing, it's always been an evil thing to begin with. It's demeaning, cruel, dirty and lustful. And lust is not a good thing for everyone. And I've been hearing about what porn can also do to the youthful. And that's scaring me, and none of us don't want that to happen. That's why I'm quitting pornography, it's too evil for everyone to be consumed. I'm dropping my flags of dirty acts, and fly my new flags of purity and righteousness. And I believe you will wish me the best of luck, cause right now, it's time for me to move on. I'm going to Los Santos and work at Rockford Hills Church and become either a pastor, priest or church father. So, wish me the best of luck in Los Santos. It's time for me to walk on the pathway to redemption!"

    "I will be glad and rejoice in thy mercy: for thou hast considered my trouble; thou hast known my soul in adversities; When I read about Lot and the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah, I tend to think about Lot's wife and her turning back just when salvation was in her grasp. The angels had brought the whole family to safety; all they had to do was follow God's instruction not to turn back. It sounds so easy. I wonder what was so important to Lot's wife that she turned back? I'm sure that Lot was grateful to God and to the angels for rescuing him and his family and also saddened by the loss of his wife. We, too, have been rescued. We have been rescued from the fear of death, from the effects of our sinfulness and from eternal damnation. We have chosen to follow our deliverer, our Savior, Jesus Christ. What is there in our lives that is so important to us that we risk losing it all? Because we do turn back, just as Lot's wife. We often return to old habits, old companions that lead us into sinful situations, old temptations that we think won't entrap us. We choose to ignore what has been done for us. Hopefully, we will have the sense to return to Christ, ask forgiveness, and work at moving toward a new way of living instead of returning to the past. Dear God, we do not open up to everyone because we are ashamed of our feelings and actions. You understand our hearts and extend forgiveness. We are grateful for Your everlasting love. In Jesus' I pray in your name, in the honor of God and for the sake of his children in his kingdom of heaven, Amen."