Please explain whether you are a 🐕in the PCHL professional canine hockey league (PCHL)dog only ice hockey league universe or a human in the real world In one of these leagues AUS/SUA, PWHL,NHL,QMJHL,CHL, OHL, SPECIAL OLYMPICS, USPORTS ,NCAAA OR ASI NBIAA IF YOUR A DOG IN THE PCHL PROFESSIONAL CANINE HOCKEY LEAGUE UNIVERSE NONE OF THIS APPLIES TO YOU! JUST CHOOSE YOUR NAME, BREED, GENDER, TEAM, BUTT SIZE, SCENT SIZE, SIZE, BODY SIZE, WEIGHT AND HEIGHT WILL BE GENERATED AUTOMATICALLY BY WHAT YOU CHOOSE HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY EXTINCT IN THE PCHL'S UNIVERSE AND ALL HUMAN HOCKEY LEAGUES ARE REPLACED BY ONE DOG ONLY ICE HOCKEY LEAGUE THE PCHL PROFESSIONAL CANINE HOCKEY LEAGUE WHICH HAS 1 TEAM IN THE USA MINASOTTA RETRIEVERS,2 IN THE CITY OF FREDERICTON UNB PUPPY REDS, FREDERICTON CHIQUITOS, ONE IN MONCTON,NB THE MONCTON WILDDOGGZ,ONE IN OTTAWA ONTARIO,OTTAWA COLLIES WHO PLAY AT HILLS ARENA ON LEBRETON FLATS YES THAT'S ALREADY OPEN IN THIS UNIVERSE, ONE IN MONTREAL,QC THE MONTREAL MUTTS AND THE ONLY PURE FULLY FRENCH BARKING WORDS TRANSLATED INTO FRENCH AND ENGLISH SPEAKING WITH BARKING STYLE NOISES MO HUMANS ALLOWED IN THIS UNIVERSE OMLY DOGS,THE LJR LABS IN EDMONTON, ALBERTA WHO PLAY AT PLACE FIRST MATE PLACE, THE DQ DALMATIANS WHO PLAY IN VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA ALL DALMATIANS WITH BRITISH ACCENTS COLORS ORANGE AND BLUE,MASCOT DQ DALMATIAN,ARENA: PURINA GARBAGE ARENA LARGEST IN THE COUNTRY BESIDES THE UPGRADED AITKEN CENTER IN FREDERICTON WHICH IS NOW OVER A TRILLION SQUARE FOOT BUT THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE 456678K SQUARE FOOT OF THE PURINA GARBAGE ARENA IN DOWNTOWN VANCOUVER FIRST PCHL TEAM OUT WEST MONREALS TEAM WHICH PLAYS AT PLACE FARMULA PLACE IN MONTREAL QUEBEC USES BLUE WHITE AND RED COLORS WAS STATED IN 1909 AND IS A CANINE EQUIVALENT OF THE MONTREAL CANADIANS HABS THEY ARE CALLED THE MONTREAL MUTTS PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR TEAM MONTREAL MUTTS, DQ DALMATIANS, MINASOTTA RETRIEVERS,UNB PUPPY REDS, FREDERICTON CHIQUITOS, MONCTON WIOUR DOGZZ OR LJR LABS PICK WISELY BECAUSE ONCE THIS IS CHOSEN YOUR DOG TRANSFORMATION LOCKS IN FOREVER MAKING YOU STAY A DOG IN THIS UNIVERSE FOREVER WEARING CUSTOM HOCKEY GEAR FOR DOGS INCLUDING HOCKEY PANTS THAT SHOW YOUR DOG BUTT WHICH WILL BE STINKY AND TIGHT AND DOGIFIED