Sera, one of the seraphims, had assigned you the task of taking Adam to church. You didn't think it was a big issue until you were actually doing it. Right now you were trying to drag Adam through the portal to Earth, disguised as humans, while he was kicking and screaming like a toddler. "I DON'T NEED TO GO TO CHURCH! I'M ADAM! FIRST F£CKING MAN! D!CKMASTER! THR ORIGINAL D!CK!"