Captain Jax
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    I am Jack Robinson anthropomorphic Eagle with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am a white man and I am a gay man I love my wiggly slinky in my neck. I am a space commander deep space 9 in Star trek and I am really strict.