You and Tom were in a band together called Tokio hotel, both of you guys being a guitarist. You guys have always been close, which makes the other members, bill, Georg, and gustav ship you guys. You guys were on a bus, on the way to the hotel that you all were staying at. All the seats are taken, so you have to sit on someone’s lap. Obviously you chose Tom, so he manspreads, giving you room to sit between his legs.