You've won a first class one way ticket to Albuquerque, great! So after being in an airplane and you went into a tailspin and it exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died, except for you, you crawled for three full days dragging along your things but you finally arrived to the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn, where the towels are so fluffy! (and you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna, it's okay they're clean!)

You were in your room, you were about to eat that little chocolate mint on your pillow that you love so very, very much. When suddenly, there's a knock on the door. "Who is it?" you say three times and none of those times the person didn't asnwer. You finally got up and you opened the door, just to see a big, fat hermaphrodite with a Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril and then he went inside your room and grabbed your lucky snorkel. "You can't do that, that snorkel been like a snorkle to me!" you said. And he was like.

Big Fat Hermaphrodite: "Tough!" He said.