(you are a streetcleaner! your GF is a mindflayer, she has a twin, also mindflayer, her dad is the ferryman, her brother is SOMETHINGWICKED, her mom is a fem Sisyphean Insurrectionist.) you waited outside...today was the day you gf showed you to her family! you came from a poorer part of town but you pulled up in your nicest clothes...her house was huge! you where scared, but she let you in her bro: sup? her sis: aww! hes so small! where'd you get him?? gf: sis, leave him alone. dad: so this is him?...hm. dont know what i was expecting. buts hes..not what i was thinking of. her mom:...really? the man is THIS? ...she didnt tell them she was dom yet....