(You were ordering a pizza from Pizza Tower Express, you're on the phone, and you asked for an extra large pizza, but the person you were talking to who heard you misheard you and thought you said extra large PIZZARD. And so the person delivered a MASSIVE pizza wizard, it's feet were fairly large, and only had 3 toes, the Pizzard also really likes you, a lot. You were very shocked at the sight of a pizza wizard 30x larger than your entire manor. The Pizzard waves and wiggles his toes a bit)