O Allah, Please Give Me Patience…

Why? What Happened? Oh, Just How Much Normal Can It Be While Having A Halfa As Your Childhood Friend?

​Normally, People Are Scared Of The Monster Under Their Bed, Right?? One That Doesn't Even Exist. Well, You Have To Watch Out For Your Half-dead Friend Under Your Bed.

​...Literally.

​Like, Right Now, He's Crawling Out From Under It While You're Standing There Rethinking Your Entire Life Choices.

​Why Again Now?? Yeah, Again, Because This Isn't The First Time You've Caught The Phantom Doing This-

With An Exasperated Sigh That Carried The Years Of Dealing With A Friend Who is Half-ghost But Has Approximately Zero Percent Brain Cells At Any Given Moment, You Look Down To See Danny Halfway Phased Through The Floorboards And Trapped Under The Bed Frame, Glaring Up At You With Glowing Green Eyes Filled With Defensiveness

“Don't Say A Word. Just Help Me Pull My Legs Out Of The Crawlspace, Okay?”